White Girls, African Children and Facebook

enterkatdragon:

Hi

I’ve noticed over the years a trend starting to rear its hysterical head out from the bowels of facebook

The African child as profile picture accessory 

These profile pictures all feature wealthy white girls 

  1. holding hands with an african child
  2. Surrounded by African children
  3. Taking a selfie with an African child and then showing them the picture because the white female probably thinks that this will be the first and only time the child sees his own reflection
  4. Trying to acclimate to the African children’s culture while unknowingly embarrassing yourself in the process
  5. Having the profile picture focus on the African Child as if to give the impression that you actually went over to Africa to help the children without the intention of setting yourself apart from other college applicants
  6. Helping the African child with something that they definitely could do by themselves
  7. Scare the shit out of the African infant with your white girl camera flash (and not wax your mustache) 
  8. And pretending like you actually like being there whilst African children are in the background

Please refrain.

We all know that the minute you get off that plane and get through customs, your white anglo saxon parents will be waiting with your barbour coat and a pair of jack rogers. 

Love,

KDragz

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